frank-schlongbottom: i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches. so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, not even a page and a half of paper. they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like a page and a half wtf guys get your shit...
I searched Iron Man 3 previews and got slapped with a spoiler. F.